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radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

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oportunitas:

Hello everyone. Here’s my underwear picture as promised x

BRUH

damn

WOW MARRY ME

his legs are better than mine

Cheek bones 😍

what the fuck how are his legs better than mine

HOLY CHEEKBONES

marry me THIS IS NOT A QUESTION

i think god took a little more time on your face because HOLY SHIT YOU ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL

I don’t even know you but I think you being on my dash today was a sign from the heavens…. Let me birth your children!

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.
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